There are two kind of days jumping. Some days, you’re all
"I NEED TO JUMP THE BIGGEST JUMP IN THE EXISTENCE OF EVER I WARM UP OVER 3’6" WATCH ME JUMP OUT OF THE RING"
And then other days it’s
"Cross rails are fun. Small cross rails. Only cross rails."
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
Don’t date when you feel ready to be someone’s girlfriend. Date when you’re ready to find your spouse.